What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.