What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.