What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What do you call an all Sikh band?

N'Singh.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.