Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM