How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan