What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.