What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...