What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.