What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.