What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.