What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head