What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.