What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ?

Bette of roses!