What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.