What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!