What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.