What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.