What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

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