What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.