What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.