Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.