What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist