What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.