What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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A Wind-up Merchant.

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Thanks Verstappen.

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At a flea market!

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When it's too heavy to lift.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.