What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

Oman Jokes More Oman Jokes

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.