What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.