What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.