What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist