What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.