Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker