What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.