What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.