Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Paperback
They both crustaceans
My zipper
because he's a kaiju
Slow runners.
my zipper!
He threw them off their tracks.
He flips houses
Go go power rangers!
Squash.
Kindle
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
A crustacean
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
He flips houses.
Flip it over
Islams it!
They have no hands to knock on the door.
It gets wet.
He threw it.
The start menu.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
The mare, of course
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.