What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.