What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.