What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.