What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: