What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA