What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!