What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call empathetic bovine?

understand bull

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!