Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin