What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.