What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel