What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.