Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(