How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.