What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!