What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar?

Total internal reflection.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.