Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.