What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.